Socks to Dog Hair in 30 Seconds or Less!

Welcome to the first edition of "Thought Thesaurus Thursday"! Everyone knows that a thesaurus is a prehistoric dinosaur that roamed the earth separating their belongings into piles of like-items and searching for greater purpose. Back then it was not the canine but the thesaurus that was a man's best friend. Today, long after the extinction of the thesaurus, we have created a system of grouping similar words together as they apply to the subject diction. For example the word walk has many synonyms such as gait, hike, jaunt and antonyms such as run, race, etc. So in a Thesaurus under the entry "walk" you would find a list of opposite and like words.

BUT if you look up thesaurus in the dictionary one of the definitions is (and I am paraphrasing here): a comprehensive list of a bunch of stuff as it relates to a certain subject.

So Thought Thesaurus Thursday is a comprehensive list of the things I think "one minute inside a woman's head" style. So here goes:

I woke up this morning and began to get ready for work. I put on my shoes and realized that my socks were just a bit too thick and so I went to change my socks when the following thought process ensued.

I hate wearing socks. I wish that I could just spend the day with my toes in the sand. In the sun. It's so hot in Hawaii today. Oh to be on Maui. Where are my black dress socks. Oh yes, there they are. Where was I? Oh in Hawaii. So hot. The beach sounds so nice right now. I only have one more pair of black socks clean. I need to do laundry. I need to clean my room. We were never meant to live in 15 below zero. This is just ridiculous. I have to start my car. Where is my car key? My gas bill was so high this month. What bills do I still need to pay. Well I have this much in my account minus the water bill, that was 25 dollars, and I paid the electric and the gas, my insurance comes out on the tenth so then I will have how much in my account? well 25+140+100 is 275ish and subtract that fro..... UGH why does Jessie leave the TV on when she leaves for the bus stop, and for the matter why is there dog hair on the floor!, Does he EVER stop shedding it's the middle of winter. Seriously, I really hate that. Okay I am late I really have to go.

And THAT is how you get from socks to dog hair in 30 seconds.

Sara