I am becoming a HUGE fan of blogging about Craig and that crazy list of his. It's such an easy target but it makes me laugh every time. I found this posting from a confusing canoer last night:
Sex on a Tiny Island-24
I have a tiny cabin on a small lake, on the lake is a tiny island that nothing is on. The plan... You send a pic (please be good looking, not bbw) and 18-30. I'll give you direction, we meet at the lake and paddle by canoe to the island, set up a small tent because of biting bugs, well and screw, we will do your favorite position, oral is up to you, after we both cum we will cuddle and talk and relax. Maybe a round two.
This will be really fun, could be one time or we could take it from there.
Let's do this, pic me.
Wait...WHAT? I am confused right out of the gate on this one! "I have a tiny cabin on a small lake, on the lake is a tiny island that nothing is on." What is the residential improvement status of this freaking island? Is there a cabin or isn't there? I thought I misused commas. This guy takes comma misuse to a whole new level.
I am NOT staying in a tent when there is a perfectly good cabin in which I can stay. I am not going to screw you either for that matter. Let me list all the other things I am most certainly not going to do:
1.) Canoe to a secluded island to "screw" someone I "met" on CL.
2.) Canoe to a secluded island to "screw" someone I "met" on CL.
3.) Canoe to a secluded island to "screw" someone I "met" on CL.
That basically covers it. This is how murder happens. Girls, a word of advice: do not canoe to a secluded island to "screw" someone you "met" on CL.
Just Saying,
Sara
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