Okay girls, there is a person in need of our assistance. Since I love my fellow man, I am going to post his cry for help and see if we can't get him some of the advice he is asking for.
i need help-24
hi im just a 24 year old male looking to improve my, Introduction, for lack of a better term, my "game"
i have confidence and im probably too charming. but i just never no how to read women. or what to say to a girl i want to meet.
i think it has to do with me being raised by a single mother. not having a dad around to show me what to do. or not to do.
im not a mommas boy, but ive always been told how you treat your mother is a good indicator of how you are going to treat the other women in your life,
so i try to give my mother the best son possible. (mostly by trying to stay away)lol
anyway. i also have no friends. im new to anchorage and have yet to really socially explore the city.
so i like to:
do a lot of the things girls like to do.
im not gay. but i like to dress up my lady friends and do there make-up, hair, clothes, and especially shoes.
i repeat im not gay, i just know what i like to see.
so if you think you can teach me somethin about girls please let me know. cuz i see the boys around me and well.
im just about 100% sure i can do way better then, HEY BABY, WANNA FUCK. Does that even work???????? ever
if you want a picture ill send you one but looks arent everything to me
thank you and have a nice day
You know, he seems like a nice guy so I feel almost bad for what I am about to do. But not bad enough.
Dear "i need help-24 (Anchorage)"
You asked for help so here I am! Please let me know if you have any questions or concerns.
For starters sir, I am concerned about the marks you received in high school English. Typically, "i" is capatalized, like "I". For example, "I need help". Great. We got that down.
Okay, now we need to discuss the probabilty of any thought necessitating the use NINE question marks before your sentence is even over. The probability is zero. Just so you know.
Generally, the first letter in a new sentence is capatalized. However, I am going to assume that you posted your ad via smart phone and the capitalization button was broken.
Now there are a few other items that we need to discuss. Girls do not appreciate your actual opinion on anything least of all on the subject of their clothes. My advice is that next time a girl asks you, "How does this dress look?" You should say, "wow baby. You look hot." Truly, that's what they want to hear.
Don't repeat over and over again that you are not gay. It makes people believe that maybe thou doth protesteth too much...if you know what I mean.
The following is also very important: professing to not having any friends, staying away from your mom, and doing "a lot of things girls like to do" is probably not improving your odds.
Next time you post on CL try this:
Hello! My name is (....). I am a 24, I just moved to Anchorage and I am looking for a great girl to spend my extra time with. I am really easy going. I don't mind going with the flow and love just being with people I have a connection with.
I haven't had a chance to socially explore city just yet and am looking for someone willing to show me around.
I am not like every other guy out there. I am charming, fun, and I won't ask you to have sex with me on the first date. I believe there is more to a person than looks ; but I am willing to trade pictures if you want.
I hope to hear from you soon!
Isn't that so much better? At any rate, I hope I have helped you with your introduction.
Have a good one!
.........
Wow, I feel better now. I have helped one of our own. Carry on with your lives citizens.
Sara
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