KNOK! KNOK! Ur Prince Charming is here (anch)

Oh YAY! Yes, ladies it's true. This week's Craigslist "addition" brings us prince charming. Aren't you excited? I thought you might be. So without further "a do":

KNOK! KNOK! Ur Prince Charming is here (anch)

prince charming is at the door will u answer ?

I've been single for a little wile now and have done very well in life, the feeling of being alone or the need for a gf./lover/wife has not challenged my way of life. it was a needed break after my last few encounters in this area, (WINDS OF CHANGE) as we all know life does change. I would like to find a LTR, MONOGAMY and TRUST what I'm looking for is white female, hwp, 30 to 45 or so. I realize that's not much to go on but this is ALASKA after all, the whole 10 to 1 reshow, just don't be crazy.lol

About me, I'm worth it

If u do reply you'll need to send a pict. and put in some thing about this town or I'm not able to respond....
Dear Prince,

Welcome to 2011! It used to be that words and terms had to be abbreviated for space purposes when they ran ads in newspapers. Then what happened? Well, then there was a dawning of the technological age. One of the great things that we have gotten from this is Craigslist which you have obviously discovered and begun to use in earnest.

In case you didn't know, CL has the capacity to provide you with an almost unlimited amount of space in which to create your ad. This doesn't mean you should use all of the space available to you to blather on about your bad relationships, your mom, and the details of your life best not provided to the general public. However, the great thing is that you can "wow" your potential mate by using spell check, spelling out "u" and "ur", and explaining more about yourself than "I'm worth it."

On another note, while I commend you on your capitalization of "I", I was saddened by your spelling of "KNOK". I mean, what did the letter "C" ever do to you? My favorite things start with the letter "C": cookies, cranberries, crack, coffee, and co...well, you get the idea. Just so we are clear; it's spelled k-n-o-c-k.

The last thing I want to address in this epic fail of a description for who I assume is a nice, adjusted man is that Alaska does not have a 1 to 10 reshow. I know what you were getting at but I think the word you are looking for is "ratio". And I think it might be closer to a ratio of 2 females for every 1 male.

At any rate, I hope my notes have helped. Welcome to CL.

Thank you for your time,

Sara


Alright I'm out but in the mean time if you want prince charming, you know where to find him.

Love Always,
Sara