You're an Antonym for Clever.

As I turned off the TV and climbed into bed I pondered what would make this sunny Saturday even better. The answer, of course, is a quick jaunt over to the fruit bearing tree of humanity best known as craigslist.

This is a difficult ad to get through-but trust me, it's a gem:

Hook, line, sinker -25 East Anchorage

After long awaited return im back, and i seen a seagull today. Why is that important you ask and only one thing comes to mind, fishing season. As many people flock to the rivers and streams i would like to snag me something up myself. Im not like many other anglers, i dont like hooking into something huge but i still like a good fight. If you surface and splash like shamu ill cut the line in a heart beat, i like a nice fit fish and heard the ones under 130 taste alot better then the large "trophy" fish. Though i still want a "trophy" i want it to be something that i can mount but i could still take on out door adventurers. So if your the kinda fish i would find half way between crow creek pass and eagle river you might just be a good catch. Send out some "bait" (a picture) and ill see what my rod does.

Recovering nice guy


I have the following unanswered questions for our gentleman caller:

1.) Who was awaiting his return?
2.) Why doesn't he capitalize "i"?
3.) Why does he hate apostrophes and proper punctuation?
4.) Why does he put "bait" in quotations and then explain what he means in parentheses?
5.) Have his beautiful metaphoric abilities ever actually gotten him laid?
6.) Why did he have to mention his rod?
7.) Why does he want a fight; is he talking about rape?
8.) What is the likelihood of catching an ORCA in an Alaskan stream?
9.) Did anyone respond to this bullshit?

I am so confused. Will someone please email this idiot and tell him that if his ad actually gets him a date to please use a condom to avoid reproducing? This metaphor gets a D for dumb. This is one poster that should have paid attention in English class or watched the "School House Rock" a second time; aye Bill?

I'm super happy that he seen a seagull but my advice to this guy is to keep baiting...because that's the only action he is likely to get. Women are not fish. You are not clever.

Alright, that's enough cattiness for today. Until next time, get out doors and enjoy your "adventurers"!

Sara