I have a very important topic to discuss today: Training carrier pigeons for the end of the world. After massive amounts of research that involved typing "how to train a carrier pigeon" into google I came up with this very simple tutorial from ehow. (For all you computer illiterates-click on the blue)
This will be very important for communication with each other when the power grid goes offline. Erika and I are already discussing the logitics of keeping and training homing pigeons and if you are unprepared, you CANNOT HAVE ONE OF OURS! Rescources may be scarce and we do not want to get into the habit of sharing. I mean really, who do we look like? The bloody Federal Emergency Management Agency?
In all seriousness I am a little bit of a "what if" type. I don't have an underground bunker with a freshwater supply where I keep 15 years worth of canned goods or anything (and if I did you aren't invited to it) but I do believe that disaster preparedness is important. I advocate that every family should have a plan in case of an emergency. With an increasing number of countries having nuclear capabilities, the return of the aliens in 2012 and mother earth being peeved as of late it is more important than ever to be prepared should the worst happen.
No, I am not paranoid. But just in case, get your homing pigeon today!
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