Monday, January 7, 2013

So basically it's like the Lion King.

hey is that any good looking ladies out there-26

Hey ladies
I'm Dan looking for someone to huge out have some fun. I like to go out to the cubs, outdoor activities, watching movies. If it sounds like u hit me up. Pic for pic.


Dan,

I had so much hope for you. I am proud of your excellent usage of a contraction! And that is really the only thing I can say. Dan, Dan...what happened to you? Did you just type a lot of letters and let iPhone auto correct create your ad from there? I really must warn you against the dangers of depending too much on technology. Have you not seen THE MATRIX TRILOGY? Yea, me neither. But basically this lot of robots band together against humanity and create this fake world and it's actually hundreds of years in the future but everyone thinks it's the 21st century and this guy takes the blue pill and saves the world. So sort of like The Lion King but instead of it taking place deep in the heart of Africa it takes place in this weird, green binary code.

Anyway, I digress. Please proofread your crap. I mean really, your use of commas is hurting, my, brain. Comma.

Thank you for your consideration,

Sara

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