Friday, October 21, 2011

The Grammatical Roller Coaster Strikes Again!

Hello all of my fantastic fans (just kidding; I know you're not my fans and rather are required to read my blog by virtue of our friendship). Today's post has been brought to you by the letter Q because I like the word quintessential. Today I crawled from the depths of despair to bring you the Quintessential personal ad from, yes it's true, our dearest friend Craig.

Do not pass, Go to jail! - m4w - 26 (You get what you ask 4.)


Just don't pass a so called secret around like a a get out of Jail free card! Because I never gave anyaway! Thats why You, do not have happyness, But I do, for you seem to want to be like the rst of em, so you can fuck the rest of em and not me any more, well may once for old times sakes! lets meet up at the bored walk, or the park place, your choice hit me up Latter BOO B00 boo ur Teddy!n MymAd Hatter!!! Midday<><><><>


What the, what the, what the HELL is this man even talking about!? There are 30 mistakes in a paragraph containing less than 100 words. I tried to count how many words there actually were but I wasn't entirely certain on what the word count would be for terms such as "Teddy!n MymAd Hatter". I estimated, so sue me. He spent a lot of time developing his conjunction skills "do not" but forgot the "e" in "rest". He spent time capitalizing "But" (in the middle of a sentence nonetheless) but has ghastly hatred for the "t-h" portion of them. Why Mr. Hatter? Why do you hate "t" and "h"? Together with "e" and "m" they make a family. I simply do not understand you, your logic, or your similes. I hate your unnecessary commas, the angle bracket art that you used to close your post, and most of all how I don't hate you, not even a little bit..
          ....not even at all.
Sorry, I was channeling Julia Stiles for a moment.

Seriously though, why bother with any punctuation or capitalization. Write the whole darn thing in one sentence with no punctuation. I have seen it done before many times and I must say it is much preferable to the grammatical roller coaster I am on after reading this mess.

Well that is is is all for the day,
Until next time

Sara!mkasdfMyamDG Officer

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