Things I have anxiety over that I shouldn't. Part 2: items 4-8

This is mostly a blog with my appearance based anxieties.

4.) The zombie apocalypse. I mean, everyone is talking about it. If I am honest with myself I can admit that I am way to out of shape to outrun the blood seeking undead. I once had a dream that I was at the office by myself and I was walking through the back door where we store all the boxes of old files and zombies started climbing out of the old cubicles and over the boxes and I had to run away. And this was terrifying because it meant that I will probably be killed by zombies.

5.) Everyone hates me. This is basically impossible. I have a gigantic family that is basically required to love me. I am a friendly, social, kind, and fairly introspective person. The likelihood of everyone hating me is zero. However, here we are.

6.) Developing cankles.

7.) Not knowing where to find something at the store. I once had to ask nice, attractive young gentleman if he could point me in the direction of the lard. Can you imagine what a laugh he got later that the fat...errr voluptuous chick at the store asked where the lard was? It scarred me for life.

8.) That I will be on an episode of Maury called 'I am big, sexy, and I know it". And I am sitting on the couch in too revealing lingerie with my name on the bottom of the screen with a caption that says, "I gots it and I flaunts it." Oh my.